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THE NEW BOSS
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A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On?a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The?room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
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He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, ?How much money do you make a week??
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A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, ?I?make $400 a week. Why??
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The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, ?Here?s four weeks? pay, now GET OUT and don?t come back.?
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Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, ?Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here??
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From across the room came a voice,
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?Pizza delivery guy from Domino?s.?
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A VISIT TO THE FORTUNE TELLER
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During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
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?There?s no easy way to say this, so I?ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.?
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Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman?s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
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She met the fortune teller?s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.
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?Will I be acquitted?
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THREE MISCHIEVOUS GRANDMAS
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Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma?s yelled out saying, ?We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.?
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The old man said, ?There ain?t no way you can guess it, you old fools.?
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One of the old Grandmas said, ?Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age.?
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Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, ?You?re 84 years old!?
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?How in the world did you guess??
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The old Grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, ?Because we were at your birthday party yesterday.?
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10-YEAR-OLD BLUES
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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
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?I don?t want to know,? the child said, bursting into tears.? ?Promise me you won?t tell me.?
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Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
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The boy sobbed, ?When I was six, I got the ?There?s no Easter Bunny? speech.
At seven, I got the ?There?s no Tooth Fairy? speech.
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When I was eight, you hit me with the ?There?s no Santa? speech.
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If you?re going to tell me that grown-ups don?t really get laid, I?ll have nothing left to live for.?
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